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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
oh goddd
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why would you even do this…. i just want a coke. not really, coke zero doesn’t taste very good anyways.
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Well, this is awkward.
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